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And then, to top it all off, as one final sad, hilarious insult, not all of these clocks even work right. You're supposed to be able to use the crank to scroll through time if you like the idea of a clock but would prefer it if the numbers it showed correspond to nothing. Scrolling through the time is pretty simple on most of these, but there are a couple that just dont work. A lot of these you can just scroll through minute to minute and its all fine. Its incredibly boring and incredibly pointless, but at least functional. But then you have a couple that are apparently pushing the power of the Playdate and start lagging to the point you can even scroll through them. There are multiple ones here where you can't actually scroll because of how bad the lag is, and I think the fantasy themed one was probably the worst at this. I would try to scroll and it would get stuck and then stay stuck and then start drooling, and then awake with a scream and skip 24 minutes ahead. It makes doing the one thing you can do impossible and Im almost impressed the level of sheer incompetence. This game is quite literally, a series of clocks. Thats it. Thats all there is to the game. And it still doesnt work. There is nothing here and that nothing is still broken. How do you break nothing? How? Imagine walking into an empty room and just the essence of emptiness was broken.

Someone looked at a clock and thought for a while and then muttered to themselves I can make this worse and this game was the result. This persons mother was crushed by a clock and now theyre doing everything they can to make sure nobody ever wanted to use a clock again. And it worked. I'm done with time, everyone. This game ruined it for me.

Should You Play It? If I ever tell you that you need to buy a group of fifty clocks, call the police. It's too late for me but at least maybe you'll be able to help the police recover my body.

Final Score: 1. Zero. Negative 12. I don't know how to score this but it is a compilation of clocks that don't work and are hard to read and also they try to make you tell time with a fish body. I think that might be a crime, I'm not sure.

Games Completed: 34/151

Game Rankings:
34) PLAYTIME Weird Alarm Clocks
33) HANA Spacetime Fantasy
32) Boogie Loops
31) Hidey Spot
30) Bub-O Collect
29) The Lushes Land
28) Nightingale
27) A Joke That's Worth 0.99 Cents
26) Recommendation Dog!!
25) Trickle Greenweed, Mermaid At Law
24) Whitewater Wipeout
23) The Botanist
22) Snak
21) DYG
20) Lost Your Marbles
19) Grand Tour Legends
18) Life's Too Short
17) Demon Quest '85
16) The Fall of Elena Temple
15) Flipper Lifter
14) Questy Chess
13) Slitherlink PD
12) The Keyper
11) SKEW
10) Echoic Memory
9) Executive Golf DX
8) Omaze
7) Sasquatchers
6) Hyper Meteor
5) Castle Tintagel
4) Casual Birder
3) Zipper
2) Pick Pack Pup
1) Crankin's Time Travel Adventure