LogFAQs > #977916653

-It tells me to take the elevator down to the core because this process needs a soul to complete. My guy is like Im ready to die and Im like Im ready for this game to be over so we cant run to the elevator fast enough.
-OH GOD THERES MORE
-Theres more game here? No. WHY? What have I done, universe?
-Its like a Zelda game now. I have hearts and stuff and theres monsters to fight.
-Please no why I thought I was done.
-I cant even begin to detail the ways on how this part of the game is somehow worse than the first. It shouldnt even be possible. I just went through hell and then some little demon showed me to the backroom and it contained extra bonus hell.
-This is like when I played Castlevania SOTN for the first time and I beat the final boss and there was literally another second castle, only this time the second castle is replaced by seasonal depression.
-Man, did I think the visuals were awful before. Now I cant even see where enemies are coming from. Their squiggles blend in with the background squiggles and I cant tell where they are. I cant even tell where I am when I enter a room. Like if a room has multiple entrances I have to move a round a bit until my eyes locate the motion.
-So you walk around, get keys, and open doors is sort of the gist of the gameplay. Its like Zelda if Zelda was made by a team of chimpanzees who had been fired from their last chimpanzee job for incompetence and public intoxication.
-The combat doesnt seem to work half the time. There are multiple enemies Ive run into that do not die for some reason. They look just like enemies that do die and the only way I can tell they are enemies that do not die is that they survive the five slashes I hit them with and kill me when Im trying to figure out what the hell is going on.
-Oh, also you can die in this part. It will send you back to the last checkpoint. You keep any items you find (so like I find a bow and arrow and I keep that) but you lose all your keys and all enemies respawn. Playing more of the game again is a punishment that I honestly cant handle at this point and each death sends me one step closer to quitting gaming entirely and taking up ccgs as my primary hobby.
-I take a second to try and remember if I ever liked games. Im no longer sure. I think Ive been playing this game for eight years at this point. I no longer remember my childrens names.
-This is so utterly miserable in just every way. I take a ladder to this underground cave screen. I go across the screen, find a key, climb out the other side and I die. How? HOW DO I DIE? THERE WAS NOTHING HERE. WHAT KILLED ME???
-I have to restart, again, because I was killed by a mystery invisible monster.
-I didnt want to, but Im cancelling Christmas this year everyone. This game exists, so no one gets Christmas anymore.
-Its likethe combat is broken. And not fun. Enemies move at you, sometimes in a pattern and sometimes seemingly by RNG. You can only attack in the last direction you faced, so you have to hope the enemy walks into your sword. If they move around to your side, you can try to move down but youll get hit by the enemy before you can attack. And plus sometimes enemies are invincible for no reason. It is all a mess, I die a lot, and I consider just moving on to another game multiple times but Im too stubborn.
-Theres a boss with the worlds easiest pattern and I beat him my first try.
-I wander around some more in a second area and find a second boss. Hes even easier.
-HAHAHA the game just ends. Theres another person just past the second boss and the conversation is essentially am I near Tokyo and the main character goes boy am I glad to see you and THAT IS LITERALLY IT.
-I get a The end thanks for playing screen and Im half convinced I triggered it by accident because the story here doesnt feel done.
-This is the most offguard Ive been caught by an ending, ever. I literally laughed when a THE END popped up. I feel like I was at a play and everyone fell over and started convulsing and a stage hand haphazardly closed the curtain and shouted THATS IT GO HOME
-I cant go back and play since I won, either. Thats just it. Start over if you want. I do not want.
-What a disaster. Merry Christmas everyone but me, who had their holiday season ruined by HANA.

Time Played: Either 2 hours or 17.5 years. I can't remember.
High Score: You don't get high scores here. You only suffer.
Beaten? You don't beat HANA. You only suffer.
Grade: 1 feels too high so whatever "angry guttural animal noises" translates into on a ten point scale.
Favorite Part So Far: Fuck past me for being optimistic enough to think every game would have a favorite part I could talk about. Fuck you, past me, you piece of shit.

Merry Christmas everyone!