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-The computer manages to teleport me out and they both agree that flower is dangerous. And that it can cause voidwalking which means nothing to me. Also, this probably isnt Earth. At least not this guys Earth. They say it all over the top definitively so I'm assuming this actually is this dude's Earth.
-My reaction to all of this is who cares and how soon can I be done with this game.
-The guy wants to explore more, which, sure, fine. This place seems super small so lets do it.
-This plot is just straight up gibberish to me. They keep popping up to talk about nonsense stuff I do not care about in the slightest. Games arent allowed to have complex plots if your hero is an ampersand. Thats a rule Im starting right now.
-Like heres what the display in one of the buildings says: Reactor 3 is reaching peak volatility. Earthquakes caused by the meltdown have made travel to reactor 3 difficult. All available workers should proceed to reactor 3 as soon as possible. To enter, workers will need a crank in order to lower safety barricades and release emergency bridges. A spare crank is located in reactor 2 across the river to the west and then south. Reactor 2 channels void energy across space. This process is very unstable for human workers who can occupy one space at a time. To mitigate danger, the reactor is split into two buildings. OH MY GOD SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.
-I dont need this much dialogue. Your game is eight screens big dont give me directions disguised as flavor text. I dont want to read this nonsense.
-I beat the second temple with zero problem. These are barely puzzles youre dealing with here. I pick up a crank and the puzzles involving them are literally does this spot say crank? Ok then undock it.
-I hate this game.
-End of level teleports me to more of those monster things and its like gotta warn other earths cutting out tsch chkkk or something I dunno. Or care. Im guessing these void gate things are opening up holes to eldritch abominations or something but this is the least Ive ever cared about eldritch abominations. Im honestly hoping they show up early to just end this game.
-The computer thing is like itll be hard to get back home you didnt recharge the hoozit whatsy when I told you. Good. Everyone in this game deserves to die.
-I find another computer in the next temple thats like JACK YOURE BACK THIS WAS YOUR EARTH ALL ALONG Yawn.
-The info dump we get is that I tore a hole in the something and its affecting time something and Ive actually been gone for generations. The hole I made let demons in and they destroyed the Earths surface. This computer is AI from the last generation of humanity and those flowers Ive been finding can restore the Earths atmosphere if I can redirect power to the fourth temple or something I dont care I DO NOT CARE
-Ive been playing this game for like twenty minutes and this is the info dump I get. This is written by someone who has never read a single story ever. The pacing here is all wrong and I do not care about these squiggles in any way.
-Oh this whole thing is called project HANA in case youre curious where the title comes from. I wasnt.
-Im not 100% sure why Im so annoyed with this game. Something about it is just so off putting but Ill have to spend more time thinking about why. For now Ill just be grumpy.
-There are more super remedial puzzles which are more so just moving the one way you can go and I get the power gloves which let me smash blocks. The visual to smash them takes a second longer than it should so Im annoyed in another way.
-Theres some log here where all the scientists were mad at Jack because they told him not to go and now theyre waiting on him to return to fix things forsome reason Im not sure of. The whole hey why does this one guy need to do the thing and why can't literally any other human do it isnt clear to me.
-The ship pulls me back because stuff is exploding and I tell the computer this is Earth and we messed up. Yeah, just a bit.
-It turns out they just found this ship and took off? And everyone was telling him not to do it because they didnt understand what it was? And then doing so ended the Earth and the multiverse so uh yeah great job Jack.
-I hate Jack more than any other squiggle I've ever seen in my life. Fuck you Jack, you piece of shit. You killed everyone by being the world's biggest idiot.
-Jack tells the computer he wont be coming back and stay on standby mode for a lesson for future generations. Yeah the future generations on this fiery hellscape will appreciate it, Im sure.
-Im worried the ending is going to be a dumb recursive one where the void ship I found was my void ship and I enter it and go through space time and end things over and over in a cycle that doesnt make sense.
-I find a sword in the one place I couldnt access before. Will there be enemies in the last temple? Will there be anything? Probably not.
-Sign at the entrance of the final temple: SON OF MAN WE HAVE BEEN EXPECTING YOU WE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CARS EXTENDED WARRANTY
-WELCOME TO YOUR PRISON. PLEASE HURRY ALONG. DELIVER THE SEED TO THE REACTOR. Do I have a seed?
-Theres another computer in here. AT 2 OCLOCK THE EMRGENCY BULKHEAD HAS FALEN. IT CAN REOPEN IF THE TIME IS SYNCED WITH THE MECHANICAL SYSTEMS CONTROLLER. WHAT WAS THE TIMER PROTOCOL AGAIN? 6:45 I THINK. I DO NOT HAVE THE ENERGY TO WASTE FIGURING OUT YOUR PROBLEMS. AI CANNOT HIDE HUMAN INCOMPETENCE FOREVER. Ok sure thanks for that sassy AI.
-Theres some weird heart thing in a room labeled XII. I dunno if that will come up later but uh hey heart thing do you know the way out of here?
-AT 1 OCLOCK A MAINTENACNE TUNNEL IS AVAILABLE. THE TIMER THERE NEEDS TO BE RESET. AT 3 AND 9 OCLOCK STAIRS WILL BE AVAILABLE. Im just writing all this down now because I know Im going to forget on account of not being interested.
-THE SEED IS CURRENTLY LOCKED UPSTAIRS. IF YOU CAN UNLOCK IT IT CAN BE PLANTED AT 12 OCLOCK. Oh duh okay so the heart thing was the seed.
-Ah ok wait the middle room is organized like a clock and all those time clues are relative to the center. Got it.
-Theres a bunch of other clues here Im not writing down because I know which way to go now.
I get all the keys needed to unlock the seed, then make my way to the 12 oclock exit which is where the seed is supposed to incubate.
-Theres an AI down here that is like aw shucks dont be too down on yourself about ending life as we know it the future will thank you. Shut up AI, Jack deserves to be hated.