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All of my close friends have always been women. In college it was only ever awkward when they'd do weird shit like put their feet in a circle and make me take a picture or when we'd walk from bar to bar with our arms linked and block the sidewalk like assholes. Once we're at a place, I'm generally not paying attention to people outside the group. I'd have to keep them from climbing on the bar and getting kicked out and stuff.

Now that we're all older, it's awkward because they're middle aged slags that never learned how to act appropriately in public. Also, they're old now. It's embarrassing trying to drag a 40 year old mom off of trying to fight a bouncer. They're not hot enough to get away with that type of behavior anymore.