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Topic	Tuttle Twins: Propaganda cartoon designed to teach libertarian politics to kids.
MarcoRubio 10/19/23 2:43:32 PM #26:	Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didnt care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing. I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it. Subway Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag! I yelled. Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him. Stop right there! I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen. I was losing him. Listen, Ill pay you to stop! I yelled. What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? Ill offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn Bob Barr 08 extra-large long-sleeved mens T-shirt! He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose. All right, all right! the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins. Whyd you do it? I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs on the guy. Because I was afraid. Afraid? Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers, he said. Im a central banker. I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head. Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street, I said. No matter how many bitcoins you steal, youll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom. He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him. --- Confirmed unbiased <cite>MarcoRubio posted [p:976747531] in Tuttle Twi... [t:80597162]...</cite> <quote>Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didnt care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing.I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it.Subway Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag! I yelled.Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him.Stop right there! I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen.I was losing him. Listen, Ill pay you to stop! I yelled. What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? Ill offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn Bob Barr 08 extra-large long-sleeved mens T-shirt!He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.All right, all right! the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.Whyd you do it? I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs on the guy.Because I was afraid.Afraid?Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers, he said. Im a central banker.I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head.Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street, I said. No matter how many bitcoins you steal, youll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him. --- Confirmed unbiased</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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