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Still Playing: Demon Quest '85

Thoughts:
-Hm ok where was I? Summoning a demon, duh, but what did this one want again?
-Duke Crocell likes water, the sound of rushing water, two friends who are fighting, and one friend he can teach. Ez pz.
-Classmate notes say Aaron and Ted are fighting over a matter of honor (whatever that means for high school boys). Teds bio doesnt mention Aaron but does say he is trying to get a story printed about how a teacher got fired from another school for drinking animal blood. Was that teacherAaron??! Do we have a classic Never Been Kissed but with animal blood situation on our hands here?
-And our third is Werner Shulz who is bad at geometry and needs a tutor. Doesnt say if that tutor has to be of the non-demon variety, so we should be good.
-Theres tape with nature sounds and a straight up bottle of water. Easiest demon to summon yet, honestly.
-Aaron and Ted start fighting immediately and kill the whole ambiance I was going for. This demon needs to show up soon or Im going to find someone less annoying to help me.
-The Duke shows up and immediately threatens to kill me for not bringing him a proper gift. Hey man what the hell. Is a bottle of water not enough?
-One of the dialogue choices is Hey, we got you this water, you dummy. I dont pick it even though I really want to. Ill have to do a second playthrough with joke choices after this, I think.
-Oh. Doh. He points out he is the master of water so he has no need for a bottle of it because he can find it anywhere. Oops I shouldve thought of that.
-I ask him for help and his whole countenance changes. Shouldve lead with that to avoid the whole threatening to murder me thing.
-Ah. So this is some sort of punishment from Glasya-Labolas. Good thing I tried to get on his good side with the whole war thing going on down there.
-President Glasya kicked the Duke out of his court and did something to him to force him to help mortals when asked. Sweet. Im never taking a math test again.
-All of this is just sort of reiterating how powerful Glasya is. Im two away from him unless something changes. Gulp.
-So I ask if I can help, and apparently I can also set him free as telling him to be free would unset the curse. Hm. Gotta think what to do here.
-He says hell settle his business with Glasya if I set him free. Seems like that would make Glasya mad though. Hmmmmmm.
-I do it. Seems like the nice thing to do. Im sure I definitely wont regret this later on.
-He will do me ONE favor. I can either stop the two dorks from fighting or help Werner with his Geography final. I go with the final because the two guys are annoying me and I dont feel like helping them.
-He starts going off on the geography of hell. I cant imagine this is going to be helpful in whatever remedial geography course Werner is taking. Hell likely just have to point out Ohio, which is sort of like hell but less interesting.
-Duke Crocell WILL help him but he needs Werner to open his mind to him first. That sounds like a bad idea considering 1) he is a demon and 2) he didnt know what Mount Everest was until two lines before this request. This demon might not be an expert on the geography you need, Werner.
-Crocell promises that Werner will know the tortures he has endured, smell the blood he has consumed, taste the bones he has eaten. Ok yeah great but again I just need to know where Lake Superior is please.
-Now Werner wants to know what I would do. Well, on account of Duke refusing to answer if this would drive you crazy AND the fact you said this isnt even a final, Im gonna go with no. Not worth the risk.
-Hes angry for refusing his help and says it wont go unpunished. Uh huh. Uhhhhanyway how do we talk to the next demon in line.
-He says Agraes is an old fool so I agree and call him an old turd to get him to see were on the same page. I think he likes that. Turd is just a funny thing to call someone in general so this has to be the right dialogue option.
-Agares apparently likes mortals whos hearts have been toyed with and torn asunder. Uh so do I just use that one girl again who was in love with Aaron?
-Ok bye dude. Hopefully this next demon is cooler.
-Duke Agares likes hearts, hates choir music, and likes people suffering from a broken heart. Oh and hes an instructor of language and can get animals to return home.
-Oh. The first time I summon him it doesnt work. Apparently by the he attacks when he hears a choir the game means you should use this to make him appear. I thought it was an avoid at all costs sort of thing.
-Before the demon shows up there is a debate about whether or not a cat can live long enough to be a grandfather. I feel like there has to be a great grandad cat alive somewhere considering how long they can live!
-Uh oh. Something went wrong! Demon is like phew finally I had to murder Duke Agares himself to get to you. Um. Sorry wrong number.