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TopicTaylor Swift has DINNER in NEW YORK with THE GIRLS!! Who would you date?
EnterTheTekken
10/01/23 6:30:28 PM
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I think this one is different. Just look at some of the "men" she's date.

Joe Jonas? That guy keeps his nuts in a mason jar ready to hand it over to whomever he dates.
John Mayer? He's DiCaprio with a guitar. There was no length to that.
Tom Hiddleston? That was clearly organized by both of their PR teams.
Harry Stiles? That guy spends more time in the mirror than Taylor does.
Joe Alwyn? Taylor has more musculature than he does.

Travis Kelce? Dude clangs and bangs in the gym just so he can truck the biggest, fastest athletes in the world while being the best at his position and winning Superbowls. You could roll up all of Taylor's exes into one and they still wouldn't make a Kelce. She's also finally dating someone who's taller than her.

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