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TopicNO. no no NO NO FUCK NO
EyeWontBeFooled
09/25/23 10:29:29 AM
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My last gf had a split tongue THAT SHE DID HERSELF with a scalpel when she was 17. She thought that a tube of oragel was going to be all she needed for anaesthetic. Nope. I can't believe it actually worked, but she easily could have died.

She lived in a Mennonite colony at the time, too. Her father WAS NOT PLEASED. He was ready to boot her out of the house.

Kissing her was the closest I'm ever getting to a threesome, LMAO

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