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TopicA Biblical curse on Tim Pool, lukewarm cryptofascist ashamed of his baldness
Garabandal
09/06/23 11:18:38 PM
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Timothy Daniel Pool, you do not share the characteristics of the Apostle Timothy or the prophet Daniel. In fact, like the Church of Laodicea in the Book of Revelation, you are lukewarm, neither cold or hot. So God will spit you out on Judgement Day. Furthermore, you hide the baldness that God has blessed you with by wearing a beanie.

For hiding the baldness that God has blessed you with, may your hair continue to fall out. Not just the hair on your head, but the hair on your face and the rest of your body. You will no longer be able to hide the baldness even with your Satanic beanie, and you will never know any peace. And no doctors will be able to cure your baldness. If you try to get a hair transplant the hair from the transplant will also fall off. Since you treat your baldness as a curse, then it will become a curse. Baldness will curse you and your descendents forever.

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Silence is my shield. It crushes. Silence is my cloak. It smothers. Silence is my sword. It cuts, both ways. Silence is the deadliest weapon.
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