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TopicA movie is automatically bad if _____ is in it
Evil_Nice_Guy
07/21/23 9:35:43 PM
#105:


Torgo posted...
Because it's dumb.

It's an excuse to show off some choreographed fight scenes with a guy the audience is supposed to fantasize about being. There's the absolute bare minimum plot, and the bad guys are too stupid and cliche' to provide any sort of menace for the invincible hero.

Thing is, there are dumb movies that I actually like. Sometimes ironically, and sometimes genuinely. John Wick is just too mindless and basic to be fun. I can sit through "best fight scene compilation" videos on YouTube and have a richer experience.

What about Christian John Wick "Beckman"? :P Yes, this is a thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed4u4g0xP4s

You know that Baldwin brother William Baldwin is desperate for work when he agreed to be in this movie. But hey, gotta pay those bills somehow right? Nicholas Cage was in one of the Left Behind movies lol.

And SPEAKING of the Baldwins, I think I'd hate any future movie Alec Baldwin will be in from here on out. Dude has proven to be nothing but a piece of shit with a crazy wife who insists on speaking with a Spanish accent even though she was born in America and lived in America all her life and never even spoke with a Spanish accent before she met Alec.
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