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TopicPitch your TV series
BunkerBoy
07/16/23 11:23:42 PM
#13:


NPC posted...
Um... okay. How about this: Adam Sandler is like, in love with some girl, but then it turns out that the girl is actually a ...golden retriever, or something.

INT. ADAM'S APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM - DAY
Adam Sandler, a charming yet somewhat clueless guy in his early 30s, sits on his well-worn couch, surrounded by photos of himself and his beloved golden retriever, Stella. A football game plays on the TV in the background. He nervously fiddles with a bouquet of flowers while glancing at his watch.
Adam's best friend and roommate, Ryan, strolls into the room, holding a slice of pizza. He spots the flowers and grins mischievously.
RYAN
(through a mouthful of pizza)
Ah, love is in the air. Who's the lucky girl this time?
ADAM
(slightly embarrassed)
Well, remember that girl I've been talking about, Sarah?
Ryan raises an eyebrow, intrigued.
RYAN
Yeah, the one with the dazzling blue eyes and perfect smile? What about her?
ADAM
(nervously)
We've been going out for a few weeks now, and things have been great. But, you see it's not what I expected.
Ryan tries to hold back a laugh, swallowing his pizza before speaking.
RYAN
And what exactly is it then? She secretly married? An evil twin?
ADAM
(sighing)
No, no. It's It's Stella.
Ryan looks utterly confused.
RYAN
Who's Stella?
ADAM
My dog, Stella. I realized I'm not just in love with her; I'm actually, um, in love with her.
Ryan's eyes widen, pizza forgotten.
RYAN
Wait, what? You're saying the girl you've been dating is secretly a dog?
Adam nods, feeling a mix of embarrassment and genuine affection for Stella.
ADAM
I know it sounds crazy, man, but she's amazing. When we're together, it's like she understands me on a whole different level.
Ryan bursts into laughter. Pieces of half-chewed pizza fly out of his mouth.
RYAN
You can't be serious, Adam! This has to be some kind of sick joke!
Adam's expression drops, his voice filled with sincerity.
ADAM
I wish it was a joke, Ryan. I can't explain it, but I'm drawn to her. When I look into her eyes, I feel this connection I've never felt before.
Ryan finally stops laughing, realizing Adam's earnestness.
RYAN
(sincerely)
Look, Adam, love can be a strange thing. I can't say I understand, but if Stella makes you happy, who am I to judge?
Adam looks relieved, a glimmer of hope in his eyes.
ADAM
Thanks, Ryan. Your support means a lot. I genuinely have feelings for her, and I don't know how to handle this situation.
RYAN
(grinning)
Well, first things first, you should probably let Stella's owner know that you're head over heels in love with her.
Adam nods, feeling determined.
ADAM
You're right. I owe it to Stella, and maybe just maybe, this could work out.
They share a moment of understanding, even though the situation seems bizarre, knowing that true love can come in mysterious forms.
FADE OUT.

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