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I know this is going to sound fake. I swear it's not.

On Monday I found an iPhone in my cul-de-sac. I sat in my car for a few minutes waiting to see if someone would come out. When no one did, I decided I was going to bring it to the local police station. While I was driving, a woman called the phone. It was her phone. Turns out she lives three houses down. I had seen her in passing (late 40s, overweight, has a small dog), but had never really talked to her, and didn't know her name until the call. I turned around and drove back and pulled into her driveway. She was standing out front in a bikini and shorts and was extremely grateful. She invited me in and we were talking for a few minutes about blah blah. Then she asked if there was anything she could do thank me.

Me: "Maybe like 80 cents for gas? Nah I'm just kidding, you're good."

Her: "Do you have a girlfriend?"

Me: "No"

Her: "Then how about a blowjob?"

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Me: "I'm going to pass"

Very direct. Like it was a transaction. She's not a sex worker though. She's actually a teacher lol.

It was like a porno except she wasn't attractive, and I don't have a 10 inch dick, and I wasn't interested in a stranger's mouth.