I guess in hindsight, I really didn't like the final book of The Dark Tower series. It was just an unsatisfying mess. Eddie dies, and his last words are to...warn them about the next big bad they're going to encounter on the road? Jake dies in order to bring the series jumping up its own ass full-circle? Susanna...okay, maybe this is inappropriate and contrary to the spirit of the character and coming to terms with her disability, but if I were in her position and met a magic artist who could make anything reality with pen and paper, my first thought would be 'give me my legs back, dammit!' The Man in Black is unceremoniously killed by Roland's spidery love-child, who then unceremoniously kills Oy and quickly gets unceremoniously killed himself? We finally meet the Crimson King and he's...got nothing better to do that lob Harry Potter-themed grenades at Roland, and is quickly dispatched by the party newbie who literally erases him from existence?
Ironically, the only thing I did like was what everyone else hated: the true ending of Roland being stuck in a time loop.
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