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AmericaTheBrave posted...

In front of the pearly gates is St. Peter, smoking a cigarette. He looks you up and down, takes a long drag of his cig and says. "Well now. Don't you feel stupid."

How do you react?

I grab St. Peter and slam him into the Pearly Gates until they open. I then make my way to God's chamber, when I see him face to face I challenge him to combat. He however cannot use his magical sky daddy powers to defend himself, he has to face me like a man because it wouldn't be fair that now he decides to take action specifically to defend himself like a little bitch.

He asks me the terms, I tell him if I lose he can erase my soul completely from existence as punishment. He asks what I want if I win, I tell him I take his place as God, and him, robbed of his powers, will spend eternity in hell suffering everything the people that begged to him for help for.

He contemplates it, then says no because he's a coward. He then sends me to hell.

So, I move on to Plan B. Challenge the Devil himself with the same stipulation.