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Sometimes when I go to a restaurant and order something normal like a fried egg and hash browns and it's still disgusting, I fantasize that Gordon Ramsey is at the next table over and will at any moment burst into the kitchen and demand to know what donkey can't cook eggs and still has a job in a kitchen. There is one in my home town that is packed every night for dinner, and by God, they season absolutely nothing, and the sausage looks like it came off an alien pig.