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Topic | How much money do we need to afford a $500-$800k home? |
bladegash 03/29/23 2:51:43 AM #17: | Just go to the casino, bet half your paycheck on black, a quarter of it on 3rd 12, 1/8th on odd and 1/8th on 19-36. Take out a loan from a loan shark and out 3/4 of it on 31, and 1/4 on 29. Most likely gonna be 31 but putting the quarter on 29 along with the original paycheck bets is a good hedge. You won't even need to take out a mortgage loan after that. You just buy the house with a bunch of fresh cut dollar bills that don't even have a wrinkle in them yet. Take my advice. It's the right thing to do. --- Snappin necks & Cashin checks ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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