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| DKBananaSlamma 03/08/23 1:03:52 PM #35: | I should knock up a woman in Japan to give my son the weeb life I couldn't have! He will grow up eating ramen at the local stand with his fellow countrymen, go to a prestigious Japanese high school after barely passing the entrance exams, do various slice of life shenanigans in said high school, wear a yukata and enjoy some festival summer fireworks after winning a gold fish at a fishing game stand, make a fun group project at his school's culture festival, get in the good graces of many many Japanese women but never close the gap to romance because he is basically an anime protagonist, get in street fights every 5 seconds like in the Yakuza series and do sick-ass heat moves on his foes, enjoy some piping hot takoyaki after binging a new anime, and enjoying a nice soak at the local onsen hot spring while trying to get a peek at the woman's side >____> My legacy will live this life! I wish my future son the best and I hope he will thank his daddy one day for giving him the true ultimate privilege of growing up in glorious Nipponland! --- Neon >_> ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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