LogFAQs > #971215137

When a customer asks for sauce, only give them one packet.
When the customer has to pay, if the customer is paying with card, leave the terminal on the window and don't move it any closer. If they're paying with cash then put the coins on top of the dollar bills as you're handing them back their change, and while they're desperately trying to keep everything from sliding away you should extend their food order towards them and get them really desperate and scrambling.
If they've ordered multiple drinks, don't give them a coaster.
When they show up tp the menu, pause a good 10 seconds or more before you speak so they think it's broken. Then when they're placing the order you should speak over them and pretend like you can't hear.