LogFAQs > #971215098

Put 1 ice cube in the drinks.

When they ask for napkins, give them only 1.

When they ask for ketchup, give them only 1.

If they ask for a receipt, ignore them and slam the window in their face.

Set their order in the serving window and pretend to take a phone call for 10 minutes.

If they ask for fries with no salt, then ask for salt at the window, tell them "Sorry we just ran out. Good thing you got those fires with no salt!". Then grab salt packets, open them and dump them in the trash.

If you can put customer names on receipts, ask them their name several times (pretend you are hard of hearing). Ask them to spell it slowly several times as well. Then just put in random gibberish. When you call the order out, speak the gibberish. If they complain you got their name wrong, simply gaslight them and make it seem like it was their fault for not being clear.