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TopicLMFAO! My girl Cherubini recently became rich overnight!
FigureOfSpeech
11/21/22 1:05:54 AM
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HAHAHAHA my girl Mesclun Greens was stumbling around high on acid after 3 weddings in the family in a row and she got into a fight with a fake demon because she was hallucinating but after that an armored truck crashed near her and she rescued the drivers and they were like "fuck it, I like you. Take OUR FUCKING MONEY" so she did and the cops showed up later and were like "Fuck what those assholes said, you were not entitled to any of that money" and her lawyers, who are a combination of human friends of mine, snakes and praying mantises were all like "screeeee" and I told her that was legit, and it fucking is. That was weeks ago. We won. She's a Trillionaire now. I didn't get as much as I wanted to but I'm cool with the results.
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