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Shabriri posted...

I know about the Chaos Servants and the Fair Lady's dialogue. I don't know what ptde is, business as usual being, commemorating some victory, Fair Lady walking it

PTDE, Prepare to Die Edition, the initial PC version has recently announced that online is over.

Here is a list of covenants that sucked and now suck even more because of this.
-The sun guys (These guys can no longer show people their arms in the air pose. Nobody will read their Twitch tier spammed message. This game's sun has set and they are left to haplessly try to find it. They have one fellow sun guy left in the game and it's a guy whose name is an anagram for AI Loser and also mistakes bugs for hats.)
-The Blue Covenant Guys (They used to get pulled into different worlds to save people but this is no longer the case. This covenant is now a big elaborate lie Gwyndolin made up as a last ditch effort to get the chosen undead to not kick his ass. If you are in this covenant you have been tricked by him.)
-Darkwraith guys (Their new gimmick is that they jumped through a buncha hoops to get a Red Eye Orb that does nothing. This covenant is now Kaathe's pyramid scheme.)
-Gravelord guys (They cannot Gravelord people to receive Eyes of Death anymore. This now the I am so giddy to spend lots of time around Basilisks in hope Eyes of Death will drop covenant.)
-Princess' Guard (First of all, they are down to one princess to guard and there aren't even any assailants so this is now the extreme boredom covenant.)
-Forest guys (This is now the local foliage enthusiast's guild. There is no violence or action. Only two people will even speak to you.)

Here is a covenant that does not suck at all.
-THE CHAOS SERVANTS. (All that is lost is a leaderboard that nobody cared about, now everyone can be the best Chaos Servant in their own secluded world. Great Chaos Fireball is still here, Old Witch's Ring is still a starting gift, Chaos Storm is still around, Izalith shortcut is still in the game. All easy to grind humanity for. Collecting humanity is now slightly more overpowered as nobody will be joining your game to take it from you by force if you do choose to use it and summon NPCs.)
-Now that the other covenants have fallen from grace, the Chaos Servants - continuing their tasks uninterrupted - may take a moment to ponder how they will commemorate this, whether they consider it a victory over the others or a feat of survival is up to them. A victory flag? Some sort of dance?
-To say someone walked it in regard to a competition is to say they won it very easily, but I have never seen The Fair Lady physically get up and walk and am in need of a more apt way of putting it.