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"Well," you say before you grab Cat Man with a big mana constract.

*WHAM* You drive Cat Man into the ground.

"He's not going anywhere," you say.

Raven adds on with a layer of chains per Binding Magic. These chains are anchored into the ground with big bolts, too.

"Then we just need to bash his cat mobile!" Cyborg says as he takes aim.

Cyborg and Starfire open fire, but the cat car's "whiskers" extend out from the bumper and wings- er, fenders. These whiskers emit some kind of energy, and it neutralizes the energy of the attacks!

"Seriously?!" Cyborg shouts. "Fine, two can play at this game!"

Cyborg presses a button on his forearm and the T-Car drives its way towards you all! The T-Car brings out sonic cannons of its own to shoot at the cat car from behind! But it evades!

"That's a really smart car," you say.

Raven mumbles and grumbles as she shakes her head and waves her arms. That's when you realize she still has the seal on her mouth.

"What is it, girl?" Beast Boy asks. "Did Timmy fall in a well?"

Raven glares at him.

"Sorry, just didn't think there was another time for a Lassie joke," Beast Boy shrugs.

Raven looks at you and points at the cat car as the T-Car chases after it. Then she makes a motion of holding onto something with both hands and going around in a semi-circle.

"Steering?" you say.

She nods.

"Someone's steering, meaning someone's in the cat car driving it!" you say, to which she nods even more.

"In that case," Robin says as he rushes over, "get ready to close your eyes!"

Robin throws out a lot of canisters and they explode with bright light! He had a point about closing your eyes, you squint and shield your face with a hand. And that bright light seems to throw off whoever is driving the cat car! The car spins to its right and skids to a stop! The T-Car then shoots out a big net! But two people jump out before the net hits the car and zaps it!

A woman dressed in a green yukata and knee high boots, but most noticeably in a full kabuki mask that resembles the grinning cat from Alice in Wonderland, rolls and stands up, big claw weapons peeking out from the end of the long sleeves.

"Cheshire?!" the Titans blurt out, other than Raven as her response is muffled.

"Y'know, that makes sense," you say. "Cat Man did steal Cheshire Cat related art, and clearly, she's cat themed, too."

"Oh..." the Titans say, seeing what you mean.

And then the other, a younger woman, is in a pink kunoichi outfit, with short skirt, black waist sash and tape wrapped on her arms and hands. And she has her own cat mask, but it only covers her nose and mouth. You can see her blue eyes, and her blonde hair is up in a couple pigtails-

"Oh, of course..." you and the Titans all groan. "Kitten!!"

"Chigau! <Wrong!>" she shouts. "My name is Koneko the nyan-ja!"

"The word 'koneko' is literally Japanese for 'kitten,'" Starfire points out.

Kitten nervously mutters as she's clearly been caught the fastest she's ever been caught.

"Whatever!" she shouts in a huff while stamping her feet. "You're not stopping the Clowder's crime spree!"

"Clowder?" Starfire asks.

"It's what a group of cats is called," Beast Boy says quickly.

"Ah, of course," Starfire says.

"Well, there's also a 'herding cats' pun in here somewhere, but let's skip it for now," Robin says.

"Right," you say. "Two of them, six of us, that's three and three!"

You notice Cat Man wriggling, trying to get free, and you hit him with a Disorientation spell! While he groans in dizziness, you rush in to battle...

A) Cheshire
B) Kitten