LogFAQs > #968056180

Pokemon Emerald.

You see, it's the third version of Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire. Ruby and Sapphire are made from Corundum. But Emerald isn't! It's made from fuckin Beryl. What the fuck is this shit? Beryl doesn't even fucking have anything to do with Corundum. And to make matters worse, the third major variant of Corundum is "Emery"

It's like they deliberately fucking trolled everyone by starting out the third version with the first four letters of the third Corundum variant but then they suddenly were all "-ald lol get fucked Corundum fanboys"

And now all that's left is this fuckin mismatched pile of rocks that don't belong together with 1/3 being a completely different mineral than the other 2/3 when the obvious name for the third version was Emery the whole time.

And then these fucks at gamefreak have the gall to include rock type pokemon as if they actually give a shit. This is just more proof that the entire rock type is a sham if they couldn't even get something as simple as naming their games the right fucking rocks.

This complete embarrassing failure on their part is probably why they haven't had a third version since Platinum, which, by the way, TOTALLY should have been the Gen 2 third version but at least at this point it's clear that they're no stranger to fucking up third game names.

All in all the complete disregard to Corundum solidifies pokemon emerald as the worst named game in all time.