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| Topic | Could Donkey Kong defeat Ezio Auditore da Firenze in a fight? |
| Kamekguy 08/02/22 11:42:22 PM #26: | Uh. Donkey Kong's coconuts have homing properties. Like, really aggressive, poorly programmed, "move at a 90 degree angle to hit this nearby bee" homing propertied. Made by Funky. DK's survived being shot at point blank by a cannon repeatedly and lives on an island with wasps larger than he is. Hell, Diddy gets shot by K Rool's poison and he gets over it in like 15 seconds, and Dixie outright trawls through a poison gas pipeline. I think DK can get stabbed once and then crush man's skull. Ezio's gonna be really upset that his sure kill doesn't immediately work, and then will get hit in the face with a magical physics-defying coconut. It will hurt. And then so will the rest of his body when DK finds him. Donkey Kong --- Mario Vs Cloud 2002: A Video Retrospective - https://youtu.be/1dx4t6H_K9Y Full Channel Available Here!: https://www.youtube.com/c/designingfor ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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