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Topic	Remember ''super-straight''?
superman 2000 07/07/22 2:43:10 PM #70:	marthsheretoo posted... I'm so fucking super straight, man. I don't fart because it opens up my butt and I never want my butt open for any reason. I don't masturbate because I can't stand the feeling of my hand touching a dick. I don't have a job because the reward for working is little papers with a picture of a dude on it. Holy shit this made me literally LOL --- I don't hold grudges. Let's vehemently argue today and casually have a beer together tomorrow. <cite>superman 2000 posted [p:966407364] in Remember '... [t:80085150]...</cite> <quote>marthsheretoo posted... </cite> <quote>I'm so fucking super straight, man. I don't fart because it opens up my butt and I never want my butt open for any reason. I don't masturbate because I can't stand the feeling of my hand touching a dick. I don't have a job because the reward for working is little papers with a picture of a dude on it.</quote> Holy shit this made me literally LOL --- I don't hold grudges. Let's vehemently argue today and casually have a beer together tomorrow.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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