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Now I am upon Female Infirmities, it will not be unreasonable to touch upon a common Complaint among unmarried women, namely The Suppression of the Courses. This dont only disparage their Complexions, but fills them besides with sundry Disorders. For this Misfortune, you must purge with Highland Flagg (commonly called Belly ach Root) a Week before you expect to be out of Order ; and repeat the same two Days after: the next Morning drink a Quarter of a Pint of Pennyroyal Water, or Decoction, and as much again at Night when you go to Bed. Continue this 9 Days running ; and after resting 3 Days, go on with it for 9 more. Ride out every fair Day, stir nimbly about your Affairs, and breathe as much as possible in the open Air,

He even threw shade at the British for not including it

in the British Edition of this Book, there were many Things of little or no Use in these Parts of the World: In this Edition those Things are omitted, and in their Room many other Matters inserted, more immediately useful to us Americans.

And encouraged men fuck old women instead of young ones if you want casual sex so they don't get pregnant.

First, older woman had more wordly knowledge than younger women. Hence, they were better conversationalists and companions.
Older women may not be as attractive as younger ones but were much nicer to their partners. That happened, according to Franklin, because when a woman lost her looks, she studies to be good, is willing to do a thousand and one favors, and is the most tender and useful of all friends when you are sick.
Since she was older, her partner didnt have to worry about her becoming pregnant.
Being more experienced, older women were also more discreet about their affairs than younger ones.
Even though Franklin complained that the faces and necks of older women were more wrinkled than younger ones, that wasn't important. After all, he reminded his friend that the lower parts continuing to the last as plump as ever . . . As in the dark all cats are grey, the pleasure of corporeal enjoyment with an old woman is at least equal and frequently superior to that of younger women.
Since she was no longer a virgin, her lover never had to worry about ruining her purity or reputation.
Unlike younger, more demanding women, older ones were simply happy to have a lover.
Best of all, Franklin gleefully wrote, They are so grateful!

He would be rolling in his grave at Roe Vs Wade being overturned the Supreme Court looking into what you can and can't do in your own bedroom