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I'm the best at babysitting, the best. Everyone who's anyone knows this. People often come up to me and ask, "will you babysit my kids?" and I'll say, "of course I will, that's what a good leader does." I'm often called a good leader -- for good reasons -- and one of those reasons is I'm just great with kids. Ask anyone and they'll tell you. Sleepy Joe would pass out and not even give those growing teenagers a Hot Pocket, but I would, I can tell you that much! Whether it's illegal immigrants, hungry children, radical Democrats, or windmills, I can keep them safe the best out of anyone. You all know that; you tell me that every time you see me at these wonderful rallies! Every time!!