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haloiscoolisbak posted...

It's the first game in the series I've played and I'm obsessed. I didn't think I'd enjoy it as much as I have. Would honestly reccemend to anyone

When I was six, I had a friend named James. He used to be kinda weird, one of those kids you could ask to do anything, and he'd prolly do it for a dollar.

So one day, we had a red ant hill on the playground. Most of the kids wanted to use a magnifying glass and go to town, or fill it with water. James, however, was dared to eat one for 5 bucks. No one actually expected him to do it. But, of course, being him, he picked one up with his fingers and dropped it in his mouth. 5 bucks.

He ate it, smiled, and said 'wow, they're really good. Everyone would love these.'

A girl walked out and said 'ew, no way they're good!'. So James, being a gentleman, picked one up and offered it. Idk if the girl was just ballsy or what, but she took it and ate it.

Then she vomited after putting it on her tongue, and then immediately dropped to the floor and began crying.

James got into big trouble and lost his 5 dollars because the teacher said it wasn't his.

Moral of the story: just because some guy recommends something, doesn't mean it won't be a vomit inducing event that will make me lose money.