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DrizztLink posted...

I may be alone in this, but I honestly don't think I can take sitting through another like 100 posts of a movie.

I try and not have things like that in real-time, but it never seems to work.

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"Over in Central City," the male anchor says, "the War of Speedsters continues, as new superspeed supervillain Savitar created havoc on the downtown area, while also besting the speedster heroes Kid Flash, Jesse Quick and Impulse all at once. There were no casualties, but many were injured as a result of Savitar's actions, so the Speedsters on Team Flash helped in the emergency room to speed up the process and shorten wait times."

"I wonder if Jinx has heard about this," you say. "She might be mad at him but I'm sure she is concerned for his safety."

"Yeah, maybe she should be calling Kid Flash instead of sending you pictures," Raven says.

"Yes, very true."

"Especially so soon after the first time," she says before sipping orange juice.

"Yes--"

You cut yourself off. You're pretty sure you didn't tell Raven about that...

"How--?"

"I heard you in the bathroom," she says with a chuckle. "I could hear you arguing with someone, and I'm pretty sure I heard you say 'stop sending pictures', so obviously it had to be Jinx."

You confess with a nod of your head "Yes".

"What'd that little skank send you, anyway?" she asks.

"Nothing really," you say. "Just her and Argent again, showing off their midriffs."

"Weird, I would've thought they'd escalate given how much skin they were showing before."

"Yes, surprising," you say before sipping more orange juice yourself.

"Going a bit international now," the female anchor says, "we have a story from South of the Border as the 'Teen Titans South' thwart and apprehend a gang led by, um, well... Their leader's name is rather inappropriate no matter how you translate it. I hope the censors excuse me for this, but in English, he is 'The Bastard'."

You and Raven both burst into laughter, and even the people on the news crew laugh.

"Straightforward like his name," the female anchor continues, "The Bastard's plan of overthrowing the Mexican government was brutal in its tactics, but thankfully it was all stopped by La Pantha, Wildebeet and Hot Spot of Titans South, as well as the newest Blue Beetle. No word on whether this young new superhero will join the Teen Titans South full-time as of yet."

"How does that work, I wonder?" the male anchor asks. "How does a superhero go about joining a team?"

"It's as easy as meeting the original members," you say as you hold out your communicator, to which Raven laughs.

"There must be some kind of group meeting to decide that," the female anchor says.

"Would they have to gather everyone to the same place?" the male anchor asks. "Or could they do that over a special communication network?"

"Probably the latter," the female anchor says.

"Well, considering we were the originals," Raven says, "we were always the ones meeting new young heroes and giving them communicators. This is probably the first time another established Titans unit has met a new hero before we have."

"Like who?" you ask. "Who were the new heroes you've met to personally induct into the Teen Titans?"

"There've been a few," she says.

"What about you specifically?" you ask. "Did you have the honor of personally recruiting young heroes?"
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