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Topic	I'm going golfing tomorrow. I've never golfed before.
Johnny_Nutcase 09/01/17 4:20:31 AM #7:	Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... There ya go. If you wrap the golf cart around the tree doing 13mph she'll remember that. She'll forget all about how awful you are at golf an immediately have sex with you. I've had it happen to me a hundred times. Jokes on you. She demands to be the person driving and told me she ran into her last partner. Your condescension won't work as I know I'm horrible and also know getting wasted at a golf course is fine. She also works at the course so I'm assuming it won't be that expensive. I always assume golf is expensive. There ya go. Start acting real macho while you drink and tell her you're the hero that's gonna take her to the next hole. Then wrap the golf cart around the tree and have sex with her under it. That's what I would do. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:885826305] in I'm going ... [t:75729859]...</cite> <quote><cite>Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>There ya go. If you wrap the golf cart around the tree doing 13mph she'll remember that. She'll forget all about how awful you are at golf an immediately have sex with you. I've had it happen to me a hundred times.</quote> Jokes on you. She demands to be the person driving and told me she ran into her last partner. Your condescension won't work as I know I'm horrible and also know getting wasted at a golf course is fine. She also works at the course so I'm assuming it won't be that expensive. I always assume golf is expensive.</quote> There ya go. Start acting real macho while you drink and tell her you're the hero that's gonna take her to the next hole. Then wrap the golf cart around the tree and have sex with her under it. That's what I would do. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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