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TopicI'm going golfing tomorrow. I've never golfed before.
Cj_WlLL_VVlN
09/01/17 4:17:22 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
There ya go. If you wrap the golf cart around the tree doing 13mph she'll remember that. She'll forget all about how awful you are at golf an immediately have sex with you. I've had it happen to me a hundred times.


Jokes on you. She demands to be the person driving and told me she ran into her last partner.

Your condescension won't work as I know I'm horrible and also know getting wasted at a golf course is fine.

She also works at the course so I'm assuming it won't be that expensive. I always assume golf is expensive.
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