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ssj3vegeta2 posted...

ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

AmonAmarth posted...

ssj3vegeta2 posted...

ancient civilizations before humans and even da dinosaurs. Man just found it, and took it as deir own but dey were already dere before humans even existed tbh

dude they are finding elongated skulls more and more around the world.
just recently they created an instrument to lift objects with sound.

There are tribes of people that elongate their skulls. They wrap babies heads in such a way that causes skull growth to be that way. Kinda like the Asian tribes that "elongate" their necks with the rings (although technically that is just downwardly compressing the ribcage and collarbone)

And dey started doing dat cause dey saw some other intelligent lifeform with dat head, and said "hey maybe if we look like dem, we'll become like dem" so

Dere is no intelligent life dat lives within within a few hundred light years of us. Because of da speed of light, dey would have to be dat close to earth to even see dat intelligent life exists on earth. If dey were let's say 1000 light years away and dey looked at earth at da time of da pyramids, dey would actually see earth 1000 years in da past and dey would probably not see signs of intelligent life unless dey had a really fucking good telescope. For dis reason, any other intelligent life dat make exist in da universe would have to be far enough away from earth dat we can't see evidence of dem when we look at space and dey can't see evidence of us either because of how long light takes to travel between da 2 places, so dey never know we exist and we never know dey exist.
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