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TopicB8UCA presents Wednesday Night Ruin ft. Lethal Lottery, Blindfolds, and Eclipses
Solioxrz362
08/23/17 2:37:25 AM
#14:


I was at home on Sunday last weekend, building desks with my brothers to make up for all the taybles I've broken over my UCA career. Of course, I broke all those taybles because I was both a record-setting MELEE MAYHEM champion and a Master of Taybles. I suppose that just comes with being the greatest champion of all time.

However, while I was working on those desks with my brothers, I had the radio tuned into the UCA Network© station. And with my brothers in the room, and with my family nearby, on our lovely Sunday afternoon... I had to listen to David disrespect me. I got called an old-timer. I was told that I used to be awesome. That I don't deserve a thing. That I don't deserve to go right back into the main event.

Now, listen. Strife just won the big one after years of hard work. Leave the last match of the PPVs to him and whoever challenges him, because I'm not here to chase main events or titles. I've already done all that. But, with that said, I think I need to clarify one thing to David, right here, right now....

I am the main event!

You're damn right I shouldn't shoot right back to the top, because I never left the top! You want to talk about main events? Stevie vs. Solio for King of the Board. Sir Chris vs. Solio for the Undisputed Title. XIII vs. Solio, no holds barred. Kora vs. Solio in a First Blood match. I won ALL OF THOSE. David, when you create history in main events for a whole damn year, then you get to tell me that I'm not at the top anymore. But right now, your name can't even draw 15 votes, while I did that with ease before I was even at my prime!

Listen! Are you listening? I am the big box office bucks because I am the greatest champion of all time! And right now, even though you claim you put on great matches with Strife, you lost to him! You lost your spot at the top! And you get on your microphone while I'm at home, while I'm with my family, and you're trying to tell me that I don't deserve a thing?

I still respect you David, because you've got guts to try and act tough around me. But if you don't get your head outta your ass real quick, you are going to be in for a very rude awakening.
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