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I'm not even going to set up a poll because deep down, we all know the answer. Ass is better than boobs.

Ass is a lifestyle. A religion, if you will. With a nice ass comes a lot of perks. With a nice ass comes great hips meaning healthy children. With a nice ass comes nice legs to support it. With a nice ass comes healthy skin. With a nice ass comes good health and fitness.

Not all of that is guaranteed with breasts. You see, good breasts means excellent fertility naturally but that won't save a women from looking like a fridge or having good health. Perhaps she was simply blessed to have breasts by winning the genetic lottery. A woman can work to have a nice ass and that is admirable. Same doesn't apply with breasts.

The uninitiated will come in here with their word play and try to spin the debate in their favor by saying feces comes out of ass. Well, what of it? All sorts of unsavory discharge seeps of out of all openings on the body. By dismissing ass, you may as well dismiss everything else. Why kiss women? Vomit, saliva, bacteria, plaque, and whatever else has been in or come out of her mouth. Hell, she may have put her mouth around another man's genitals or even went farther for all you know. Shit isn't a valid argument and it never will be.

For a millennia, we men have idolized the female ass dating all the way back to the stone age. Then, came the dawn of dresses and some men lost their way. Not being able to see ass as clear as before, they turned to breasts for it was easier to fantasize about. Those men breeded and their children are the "Boob men" you see today. Unfortunate, I say but there is nothing we can do. Those men are lost souls and may our Lord and savior help them.

The fact that people use ass as an insult is outrageous. Ass is beautiful and should be treated as such. In fact, ass should be used as a compliment. However, people are ignorant. What can you do? One day, they will wake up and realize just the sheer importance of ass. I look at all of these politics and think to myself "This wouldn't happen if these people had enough ass in their life". It's obvious they do not have enough ass. What a shame in my opinion.

Anywho, I think I am done here. For those of you who read all the way to this point, I thank you from the bottom of my heart. Many people know me to be a lucky man. I hope some of my luck brushes onto you kind people so that one day, you can enjoy the sensation, the phenomenon, the life changer that is ass.
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