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i accidentally skipped a bunch of them lolol

I just pooped my pants.

I had a dream a couple of weeks ago where I fucked older versions of my cousins... The older cousin and I became fuckbuddies. We had sex constantly until I helped her get a boyfriend and then we stopped.

Thunder we all knew

I'm remembering more and more stuff about that Japanese broadcaster who used to talk behind my back in Japanese. Like when he called me an "American idiot", I questioned it. He claimed he was asking a Japanese viewer about the 'film' called "American Idiot". Once, he and his viewers got annoyed because they thought I was using translation software to read their conversations. Clearly, he was annoyed as well, and didn't like me "Google-translating" their conversations. I told him that my Japanese skills were better than usual that night, which did kind of sound like bull-crap, to be fair. Anyway, he told me that they wanted me to get lost until tomorrow morning, when I could be in his broadcast again. I was lonely that night, so I wandered to his broadcast again, where there weren't so many comments at the time. I asked him if the Japanese viewers were gone. Then he called me a racist. I argued that they didn't want me around, so that's why I asked if they were in the broadcast. If they were, I would leave. If they weren't, I would stay. Then one day, while watching his Twitch stream after not seeing him stream for a while, he asks me how I've been. I reply that I've been busy with my job and my school. Then he calls me a liar and says that I have no job, that I'm making it up. Then he keeps saying that "It's so obvious that you have no job". And I'm here going, "What the hell is this dude?" He just keeps pulling these assumptions out of his ass and it's pissing me off. I only wanted to respond to his question, "How've you been?" and stuff. And then when I answer, there he goes telling me that I have no job. Then when he finally believes me, he asks me how much it pays. "Ten dollars an hour," I reply. "That's not much, to be honest," he remarks. I didn't fucking ask him; he just went off saying that on his own. Then he tells me that it's not much to brag about. And here I am going, "Who the hell is fucking bragging? I was just answering his goddamn question about how I'd been." So first he tells me I have no job, then he tells me that it fucking sucks, and that I shouldn't have "bragged" about it. I can't ever see why I ever returned to his broadcasts after that. Once, he claimed that his Japanese viewers knew more English than I knew Japanese. For some reason, his opinion of my Japanese skills seemed to sink lower and lower every time I went to his broadcasts. One time, I made a gaffe and said "Oharo-" (a spin on the Japanese word for 'Good morning') when it was midnight my time. I was tired and wanted to make a reference to Rinoa from Final Fantasy VIII. Then he tells me that it's "Ohayou" for "Good morning" and that for evenings, it's "Konban-ha". That was definitely my mistake, but I still can't get over him telling me that I only just now learned the words that he "taught" me. In short, I fucking hate that guy, and reminisce about him at work often, when I'm doing mundane stuff. That's the primary reason for this wall of text. I'm thinking about how he makes me angry and I feel the need to vent. Anyway, thanks for reading my wall of text, PurplePerson. :D

hey, I'm PurplePerson! How'd you know I read the wall of text?

Rumor is Zeus fucks stray cats by the dozens. He may or may not have feline HIV

The world will be a much better place if Donald Trump dies

Donald Trumps family would be better off if he passed

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