You should have let the most intoxicated person drive the rest off a cliff.
Why are you wishing harm on people. Our goal was to go out, have some harmless fun, and get home safely. We weren't out to hurt anyone, and we didn't. I got pulled over a couple times, but thankfully, I was let go without any serious problems.
Don't put words into my mouth. I never said I wished harm on anyone. I just wanted some drunk people to go off a cliff. It's all in good fun. The drunk people would probably not even be harmed.