LogFAQs > #883657585

I just had my first soda in like... a month. A month of tea/green tea, unsweetened 100% juice, lowfat milk and more than anything, water. I've been drinking water like a hobo eats dumpster food. Every meal, every day. And between meals, too. And it's been great. I always feel energetic, my muscles don't tire out, my piss even smells kinda good. Don't judge me bro, it does.

But enough about my pee, let's talk about what goes into my body, not out. I was at a Wal-Mart buying groceries (okay, I admit, I just went for the stand-in-line simulator, it's my favorite roller coaster ride in America), and I spotted a wild Cherry Pepsi at the register. Misty blackish-brown colored memories of a time I used to make sweet, sweet tongue love to this beautiful bottle came rushing back. I had no choice, I had to embrace her once again.

I can't even drink the whole thing. My stomach fucking hurts. How was I doing that to my body my entire life and didn't even feel that? There's a weird, dry-yet-sticky feeling in my mouth. Like what the shit. I think people need to just cut out or severely moderate soda altogether. This shit is fucked. It is fuckin' fucked. I can already tell it's done my body far more harm than good. I mean, that was obvious to begin with, but damn. Can't see myself buying another any time soon.