LogFAQs > #882812847

Went to see Spider-Man. 12:30 PM showing, not too crowded. Booked me a damn good seat. I made myself comfortable. Then, a group of seven boys, aged around 13 or 14, takes their seats right behind me. They were chatting something fierce, but I figured that would stop once the movie started. A couple in their early twenties sits right in front of me.

During the movie, those fucking kids would not shut the fuck up. After about 30 minutes, I politely ask them if they could keep quiet, and they responded by telling me to "shut my fucking mouth". Meanwhile, the couple in front of me was getting pretty damn handsy with each other. The girl was outright moaning at one point. My blood was starting to boil. I just wanted to watch the fucking movie without being disturbed. So I texted the cinema security, explained the multiple disturbances, and in they came. Paused the movie, turned the lights on, caught the couple with their pants down (literally). They booted the horny couple out first, and then turned to the kids, who were given a choice: either shut up or be escorted out. They said they were going to be quiet, and security left. But that was a lie, as they were back to being a nuisance only minutes later, so I called security back in and had them thrown out too.

After the movie ended, the manager approached me and offered me a free movie ticket as compensation, which was kinda useless to me, as I'm part of their members club which gets unlimited free tickets for €25 a month. But yeah, I would have much preferred it if the whole thing could have been avoided.

TL;DR: Went to see Spider-Man, got bothered by loud kids and a couple pleasuring each other. Had them all thrown out by security and was offered a useless compensation by the manager.
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