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Alright, I saw it...it was very..mediocre
Yeah yeah I know typical Nanis post but bear with me please
I mean, I saw 2 new super heroes movie in the last 2 weeks and while was amazing (Wonder Woman) this one sucked pretty much

A few days ago when the last trailer was shown I made a comment which was mostly a joke comment about not having high hopes for this movie because of how much they liked to show the Tony-Peter moment in the car
It was mostly a joke but oh my god I didn't know just how much this scene would affect it the rest of the movie.
First of, it was a sign of how shallow the humor in this movie is. I really don't get why so many people found this funny.
I mean, there was this scene when Peter enters into his room and then the camera shows his friend behind him surprised to see he is Spiderman and for some reason EVERYONE laughed.
Like, how many times in a movie we have seen something like that? that camera "trick" made it obvious someone is behind him and it ruined the joke. Of course so many people are too stupid to notice it so they were surprised, yawn..

And second, it was a sign to show how much of a douche Tony Stark is
I don't care if you like him from the Iron Man movies but in this one when he isn't the protagonist he was a pain in the ass and I couldn't stand him.

But the worst worst offender? Spider Man himself sucked
He was the ultimate failure, a disgrace to be called a super hero.
What exactly did he do right in the movie?
He couldn't stop the 4 bank robbers, almost got an old man and his cat killed.
He couldn't stop a simple van
He made a Ferry get cut to 2 and almost got everyone on it to drown/get killed by that purple shit. And then what I expected to be a throwback to Spiderman 2 Train scene, Spiderman failed to do that too. And then Iron Man saved the day instead (am I watching a Spiderman movie or Iron Man again?)
He made the plane with all the goodies crash, I assume most stuff got wrecked
He couldn't even stop the Vulture by himself, but rather it was a problem with his power source

He was a complete failure. What exactly did he accomplish? saved the people from Washington Monument? yeah maybe, but that was also his fault to begin with.

And another thing, what the fuck was the Vulture motive? "I am doing this for my family" huh?
A normal family of one wife and one daughter is a good enough reason to make you the boss of an illegal operation?
You don't need so much money to keep them living fine you know
Is it because the academy is expensive? oh my, then I wonder how Aunt May pays the bills for Peter! maybe she is also a mafia boss in disguise?

And some few more minor complaints-
Peter friend sucked so much. He wasn't funny, he is something that should be in Cringechannel
Liz was pretty ugly crush. When Peter first looked at the girls walking and there was the slow motion animation like we are supposed to understand he found the love of his life, I couldn't understand who he was looking at, because the blonde girl is much better looking

Positive-
Although ugly, it was still nice to see Aunt May younger than an old hag
The scene in the car when the Vulture understands Spiderman identity was great
"I am watching uh...porn" was good
The final post credit scene was amazing
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