A teenager in his house with his friends is singing fuck tha police when his friend puts him over the loud speaker or whatever. Cop going by stops and starts banging on the door. The teen refuses to answer because he is scared but begins pleading profusely that he is scared and will do whatever the cop wants if he won't make a big deal about it. The cop says well you showed remorse, apologized for your behavior to me, and changed your behavior by no longer singing that song anymore.
However, if I hear you deviating from that change of behavior I am arresting you.
this sounds 100% like a thing a cop would actually do
and then the conservatives on this board would praise the cop's "restraint" in not shooting the teenager 37 times