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I've been involved in a number of FFM threesomes during my time. I've got a serious thing for fat girls.

I’m normally circumspect about lending credence to urban myths that treat fat chicks as ‘easy meat’, but I'll let you in on a little something: when fat best friends team up together in their glam rags to hunt down a good time on a Saturday night, or at a party, or on holiday for example, it just so happens that on occasion the pair of them have agreed to share that good time between each other should a golden opportunity come a-knockin’. Some prefer a bit of backup in the bedroom because they feel less self-conscious about being naked in front of a guy if another girl their own size is busy getting naked there too. Others figure that a willingness to share a cock between them doubles their chances of getting their hands on one.

Be warned, though: you definitely need to be in shape for such shenanigans. In Los Cristianos on Tenerife, I spent half my holiday week squashed between two lusciously extra-ample (but luckily for me, under-appreciated) Welsh beauties in their mid/late 20s. I’d flirted with them like mad in the hotel bar and they’d made it plain they were both hell-bent on having a holiday worth remembering. I’ve always liked very fat girls, but Tenerife was the first time I’d summoned up the confidence to take two to bed at once and it was just godly. If I’m honest though, I think the only reason I made it out of that room alive was because one of them eventually got cystitis from all the shagging and had to keep stopping for a pee.
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