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NFUN 05/13/17 1:48:52 AM #49:	MT_TRAEH posted... NFUN posted... whoa posted... Bane_Of_Despair posted... yea all she wanted was the devil's big red cock common Misconception , dudes Dick is white . Sorry my man Devil is white . (despite what Jew MEDIA says) Oh yeah that reminds me. I was raised Jewish. Have you further questions? are jews really that bad? i have not met any jew in my life but are you really different from white/black/arab people? Well, the first major physical difference is our heart of darkness. Notice how I said physical difference; I'm being literal. We literally have a black void where our hearts should be. We're essentially a race of Dick Cheneys (implying that we're different than Arabs and are, in fact, mortal enemies). Extensive studies have shown that this doesn't explain the widespread corruption of morals and antipathy towards all lifeforms that Jews experience. In actuality, our lack of a soul is what makes us such a hateful and abominable race. Scientists are unsure about whether these traits are related, although they are sure that this soullessness is due to convergent evolution rather than familiar relation. The second major physical trait unique to Jews are our horns. Millennia of evolution has given us a type of hair (the "Jewfro") that is adept to hiding the horns, but if you look carefully you might be able to see them peeking out. This is a secondary erogenous zone for us, and for a Jew to allow an outsider to touch their horns is a sign of ultimate respect. Unwelcome contact results in the Jew's jaw involuntary unhinging, and the interloper is usually eaten alive and his children sacrificed to the demon lord Ba'al, may his enemies burn in eternal tormented hellfire. To an unfortunate few victims, the Jew will inject his proboscis deep into their larynx and lay Jew-eggs like an ichneumon wasp. The eggs will release pheromones that prompt the host to find a warm, dark, damp, secluded shelter, and after a period of about a week, they will hatch and consume their host alive from the inside-out. This is how new Jews are born. In terms of ancestry, nobody knows exactly where Jews come from. The prevailing opinion, based on archaeological evidence, is that Jews are closely related to the race of devils (hey tabii), but recent studies in genetics and phylogeny are contradicting this. Noted Jewologist SovietOmega subscribes to the theory that "jews are actually aliens from space and were involved with atlantis and martians back in the day", which I find quite plausible and explains my tendency to screech in euphoria and extend my mandibles uncontrollably whenever exposed to the sight of the oceans or the stars. All in all, I can't say that I'm upset at my parents for making me Jewish. It comes with its adversities and difficulties, but it's offered a unique worldview that is scant found anywhere else. I appreciate the opportunities that it has given me; remember, it is not a disability. It's just a difference. --- Thus is our treaty written, thus is our agreement made. Thought is the arrow of time; memory never fades. What was asked is given; the price is paid. ARF <cite>NFUN posted [p:879007929] in Are there ... [t:75340554]...</cite> <quote><cite>MT_TRAEH posted...</cite> <quote><cite>NFUN posted...</cite> <quote><cite>whoa posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Bane_Of_Despair posted...</cite> <quote>yea all she wanted was the devil's big red cock</quote> common Misconception , dudes Dick is white . Sorry my man Devil is white . (despite what Jew MEDIA says)</quote> Oh yeah that reminds me. I was raised Jewish. Have you further questions?</quote> are jews really that bad? i have not met any jew in my life but are you really different from white/black/arab people?</quote> Well, the first major physical difference is our heart of darkness. Notice how I said physical difference; I'm being literal. We literally have a black void where our hearts should be. We're essentially a race of Dick Cheneys (implying that we're different than Arabs and are, in fact, mortal enemies). Extensive studies have shown that this doesn't explain the widespread corruption of morals and antipathy towards all lifeforms that Jews experience. In actuality, our lack of a soul is what makes us such a hateful and abominable race. Scientists are unsure about whether these traits are related, although they are sure that this soullessness is due to convergent evolution rather than familiar relation. The second major physical trait unique to Jews are our horns. Millennia of evolution has given us a type of hair (the "Jewfro") that is adept to hiding the horns, but if you look carefully you might be able to see them peeking out. This is a secondary erogenous zone for us, and for a Jew to allow an outsider to touch their horns is a sign of ultimate respect. Unwelcome contact results in the Jew's jaw involuntary unhinging, and the interloper is usually eaten alive and his children sacrificed to the demon lord Ba'al, may his enemies burn in eternal tormented hellfire. To an unfortunate few victims, the Jew will inject his proboscis deep into their larynx and lay Jew-eggs like an ichneumon wasp. The eggs will release pheromones that prompt the host to find a warm, dark, damp, secluded shelter, and after a period of about a week, they will hatch and consume their host alive from the inside-out. This is how new Jews are born. In terms of ancestry, nobody knows exactly where Jews come from. The prevailing opinion, based on archaeological evidence, is that Jews are closely related to the race of devils (hey tabii), but recent studies in genetics and phylogeny are contradicting this. Noted Jewologist SovietOmega subscribes to the theory that "jews are actually aliens from space and were involved with atlantis and martians back in the day", which I find quite plausible and explains my tendency to screech in euphoria and extend my mandibles uncontrollably whenever exposed to the sight of the oceans or the stars. All in all, I can't say that I'm upset at my parents for making me Jewish. It comes with its adversities and difficulties, but it's offered a unique worldview that is scant found anywhere else. I appreciate the opportunities that it has given me; remember, it is not a disability. It's just a difference. --- Thus is our treaty written, thus is our agreement made. Thought is the arrow of time; memory never fades. What was asked is given; the price is paid. 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