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thompsontalker7 05/02/17 2:06:48 AM #1: | Some things I wanna clear up -Tip is NOT included -In the tri-state market I make a whole $3.74 on your one mile trip -No I don't wanna give you the aux cord so you can listen to your trash -No I don't give you water/mints/treats, you'll just leave it in the back seat anyway -Yes this is my fucking car -No I didn't get it from Uber -No I don't want to stop for you at 7/11, especially if you're not gonna fucking tip -No a handshake is not an acceptable substitute -I learn a lot about you because you love telling stories in expositionary format in the back of my car -I catch you sneaking a drink I'm kicking you to the curb -No it's not that simple to just come back if you leave something behind, and you better fucking tip too Despite all this, I sometimes enjoy playing shrink in my car at night. --- You haven't set a signature for the message boards yet. Might wanna get on that, yeah? ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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