If you are a guy and are attracted to someone because they look like an attractive woman to you, then you're not gay.
End of discussion.
I know.
Guy 1: Brahhhh, that chick looks fucking hot man. Guy 2: *Smoking a fatty* I know homesss...... I wanna grind all up in that p... Guy 1: SHHH SHH SHE'S COMING DICKHEAD, PLAY COOL! Guy 2: *Quickly swallows smoke and gulps hard, then buttons his jacket* Guy 1: Hey sexy thing, you wanna come with my buddy and I for a night on the town? ;) Girl: *Says the following in a deep voice purposely to scare them off* OKAY BABY. :) Guy 2: DUDE, YOU HIT ON HER. YOU ARE GAY! Guy 1: Man, she looks hot though, or he, I dunno, this person could be just a crossdresser but ... Guy 2: NO, YOU ARE GAY MAN. YOU THOUGHT THAT MAN WAS HOT. Guy 1: Dude, I had no idea she was trans or a crossdresser or whatever. You thought nothing of it either! Guy 2: DOESN'T MATTER. GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. Girl: Actually, I'm an actress who typically plays male roles at my all-girls school. I know how to do a guy's voice well, but nice reaction! Guy 2: ..... Uhhh..... I DON'T TRUST YOU. THERE'S GAY RIGHT HERE. SO MUCH OF IT! Guy 1: ..... So uhh.... wanna get something to eat? Girl: No, but nice try! Guy 2: Lol, you saw that man and was like.... "Wow, Imma marry her!!!" Guy 1: Dude, fuck off.