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This older man at my gym started talking to me around February of this year. He seemed like a very nice man and he is. He invited me to his house yesterday for lunch with him and his fiance. I had no idea what the fuck I was getting myself into.

So, I walk into his house. His fiance hugs me and immediately starts feeling my body. Yes, ass included. She comments on how muscular I am and how the guy was right about me being a physical specimen. I should have walked out right then and there but I tried to stick it out. Big mistake. She starts cooking lunch(burgers and wings) while he shows me around his house. Its a nice home.

Then, he shows me his work room. Hes an engineer for a living but in his free time, he likes to experiment with alternative forms of medicine. He showed me various pieces of equipment Ive never seen, and couldnt describe, hooked up to a computer running some type of program. He basically said hes looking into how quantum entanglement can be used to heal illnesses or diseases such as cancer.

Thankfully, it was time for lunch so I was saved before he asked me for a DNA sample to run tests. Anyways, I thought it was strange how fast the burgers were cooked. My burger was pink. Unfortunately, I already took a few bites before I noticed. His fiance started asking me loads of questions. What I do for a living, where I was born, what I got my degree in, age, etc. all while the dude was writing down my answers on a paper.

After lunch, we went to living room to talk some more. She went on several rants. One rant was centered around how countless of aliens have visited our planet and made deals with the government. These deals will be made public within the next few years and will change everything about our way of life. She also talked about how placentas are an up and coming nutritional food source that will be popular soon. In fact, apparently women got pregnant during times of war for the sole purpose of eating their placentas.

Shes also a high level empath who can read everyones emotional state as soon as she enters a room but she now has a protective barrier around her as constantly reading peoples emotion was taxing for her. Then, they talked to me about astrology and did a reading of my destiny. Couldnt tell you what it was because I was completely tuned out by then.

Im never going back. I thought it was going to be a nice lunch. Not an interview with a side of rants. Fuck me