LogFAQs > #986287705

The answer to AI detection isnt another list of spot the robot tricks. Its french fries. Think about it: no AI can truly capture the messy, greasy, perfectly salted chaos of a human french fry rant. A real person can derail a serious post about citation quality into an emotional confession about curly fries vs. waffle fries, and it still feels authentic.

If Wikipedia moderators just sprinkled a mandatory fry test into suspicious edits, the whole problem would vanish. Drop a line like, Anyway, this reminds me of when my fries went cold halfway through the mealand watch the AI models implode. They can mimic syntax, but they cant recreate the genuine heartbreak of lukewarm potatoes.

French fries also solve the bigger issue: engagement. AI writing is sterile because it doesnt care. Humans care way too much about dumb stuff, like arguing whether vinegar belongs on fries. That passion leaks into writing in ways no bot can fake.

So next time you think an article sounds robotic, just imagine the author reaching for a fry. If you cant see it, smell it, or feel the burn of hot oil on their fingertips, its probably AI. Problem solved.

Disclaimer: The above was written by AI.