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Ifrit posted...

Bears: Ben Johnson A+
Good hire. Maybe he'll work out, maybe he won't. But he's got the potential you want. He was most coveted for a reason. I think the Lions will be fine losing their coordinators, because Dan Campbell is still the man.

I think the issue is that they're the Bears and their obsession with beating the Packers is highly distracting for them. So despite this splash hire, the NFC North still runs through Detroit for now. Packers are always ones to watch out for, but who knows about the Vikings at this point.

Jets: Aaron Glenn B+
Good hire. I like Glenn more than Johnson as a leader. But it's the Jets. Which should mean I grade this on a curve, but they get a reverse curve because they're the Jets. Would probably be an A on another team. I remember when he was a CB for the Jets.

Worth noting: His dream job is literally coaching the Jets. Who has that as their dream job when upper management's oracle of choice is an Xbox? Glenn is gonna coach his butt off, and I like the hire.

The Cowboys, however, made the Jerryest hire ever, and will continue to suffer as long as that tyrant is in charge. He really should hire a GM so he can continue to party at games while the GM continually evaluates player talent, but his distorted heart won't allow him to do that. I *do* wonder what his Palace is... an amusement park? AT&T Stadium is "JERRY WORLD" in his soul...? Hmm...