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TopicSomeone explain the plot of FF8 to me right now
Raycon
01/05/25 3:18:02 AM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
A time witch wants to make a time sandwich. No one likes that idea because they live in time. So a child army of conscripted orphans with amnesia are sent to kill their foster mother because she thinks a time sandwich sounds kinda tasty right now. The love interest is a girl who fires her dog like a rocket, and is really good at making sandwiches. So to stop her from giving advice on how to make the time sandwich, they trigger the moon to vomit. This turns everyone off from sandwiches for a while, and they use the opportunity to punch the witch in face because no one even wanted a sandwich to begin with, and they all agree that a slice of time is good enough for anyone.


This is now my go-to explanation for FfVIII.

I love this. XD

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