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Your daughter Is coming over to introduce you to her new boyfriend as they are getting serious.

"I can't wait for you to meet Johnny! He's unlike any other man I've ever met. I think you'll like him. Oh here he comes now!" she says excitedly.

Then you look over and see a very tall barrel chested man in a black shirt with bulging biceps, scrawny legs squeezed inside cheap jeans, dark subglasses and ridiculous hair that could fight for England. He is walking towards you while carrying some bags.

Well more like a swagger than a walk.

"Hey Momma, you said you had nothing to wear to church or work and stuff so I got you some things. Don't worry, you can thank me anytime baby." he says to her, talking right through you as he hands her the bags of new clothes. He sounds like a dollar store Elvis.

You notice they are all incredibly revealing/sexual outfits, bikinis or lingerie

"Oh Johnny , you're so sweet." your daughter coos while taking the outfits into another room.

"Yeah I know. I'm amazing. A modern marvel of man." Johnny says to no one in particular while adopting a series of ridiculous poses.

"Don't worry big daddy, I know how to take care of a lady. I've lived with my momma for over 30 years." he says to you while combing his hair. Not even making eye contact with you.

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How do you react?
What do you do?