What would biblical advice look like in the modern world?
- Careful screaming at me in public. They'll lock you up for that kind of behavior!
- How often should a man drive? Beats the hell out of me. Maybe there's a lost verse. ;)
- I've never been arrested for talking to myself. And I talked to myself in public all the time!
- Just play along. What's the use in starting a religious debate? If it won't change anything.
- Today, I want to talk about the Native Americans and how it fits or doesn't fit my religious model.
- That's the spirit!
- Unless you really, really want to. Then.... well, there's something to say about unrequited urges.
- If I ever actually spoke back, you'd be famous.
- They say I'm still alive somewhere out there.
- Do you know what a computer is? I've heard it's like two books put together that can read each other. Like the tax collector.